elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

3-2-1queer:

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you

(Source: iseeavoice)

partypeen:

instead of doing my homework i like to stay on the computer and worry about how much homework i have to do

(Source: allkillernofiller)

deplaisant:

How I think I look when I walk in public

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How I actually look when I walk in public

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snazziest:

It’s all fun and games until u send ;) instead of :)

I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities 

(Source: goblinparty)